April 2012
chuckandcastle:
jbaggles—moved:
“i need to stop,” i whispered as i clicked next episode.
The people in 1910 probably thought in 2010 we...
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derpastrology:
And they lived happily ever after
Waking up and checking your Tumblr like it’s the morning paper
do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go
no
you are genetically impossible
that is not a dominant allele
pratfall:
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
Thanks to tumblr i know all the characters and...
When someone does not listen to your story:
Dancing at a party
Expectation:
Reality:
Girl: But if I have a boyfriend, and I kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: If I punch you in the face with my left fist, but I'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
You could’ve reblogged that from me
When that one kid reminds the teacher you had...
the matthew lewis school of successfully...
giftyisgifted:
School President:
Honor Students:
I LITERALLY THREW MY HANDS IN THE AIR AND SAID ‘WHAT THE FUCK’
you’re all welcome
peetas:
imagine if there was a chemistry fandom and people shipped elements with other elements and then other people were like NO THAT ONLY FORMS A COVALENT BOND IONIC BONDS ARE BETTER and they have ship wars over sodium chloride and sodium carbonate
When the teacher steps out of the classroom
lmaogtfo:
When someone catches me talking to myself
lmaogtfo:
When someone gives your crush a flirty smile.
The moment you use your cellphone as a light when...
